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From: IkeaMan
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Added: January 15, 2006
Modified: January 15, 2006
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Fishing - Opps:

Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns.
I dressed quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and
went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down
the driveway I went.

Coming out of the garage, rain is pouring down; it is like a
torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and
the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back into the
house and turned the TV to the weather channel? I find it's going to
be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in the garage,
quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that mess?"

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