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From: IkeaMan
Author: Unknown
Added: March 12, 2006
Modified: March 12, 2006
Views: 7387
Votes: 25
Rating: 2.96



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Canadian Drinking Rule!:


A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Canadian boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.

He says, "In Canada we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."



God Bless Canada









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Posted By:
kaetz
is it your rule to submit old jokes, dude? very stupid ones btw
Posted By:
Jayimcdn
I liked this joke.
Posted By:
newfie11
who would he be talking to in saying that?
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