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- My Private Part Died Today -
Category: Other Jokes/Sex Jokes
From: twister
Author: Unknown
Added: August 08, 2007
Modified: August 08, 2007
Views: 5970
Votes: 5
Rating: 7.2



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My Private Part Died Today:

My Private Part Died Today
My Private Part Died Today


An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today,
and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my
condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that
my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?"


Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."









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