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From: shiver
Author: Unknown
Added: October 27, 2004
Modified: October 27, 2004
Views: 7267
Votes: 16
Rating: 4.56

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A Newfie's Wish:

***not meant to offend***

One day a Newfoundlander is walking in a field near his farm when he comes upon a bottle. He rubs the bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says to the young Newfoundlander, "Son, you have released me, I will grant you one wish." So, the Newfie ponders it for a few minutes, and says "I want to have a bridge that will connect us to the mainland, so that it will be easier to get back and forth to the rest of Canada." The genie replies, "No, I can't do that. It's too much change, too soon. The people aren't ready for that yet." So, the Newfie thinks about it again, and says, "I'm a proud Newfoundlander and I'm sick of everyone always putting us down and calling us stupid. I want Newfoundlanders to be as smart, if not smarter, than any other Canadian." The genie thinks about this for a minute and replies, " you want two lanes or four?"

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Lmao, nice.
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your usual newfie probaly doesn't get it
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