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From: Steve French
Author: Unknown
Added: June 06, 2005
Modified: June 06, 2005
Views: 8842
Votes: 68
Rating: 3.83

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A newfie and his woes with a prostitute

A newfie is feeling quite horny so he heads to town to get himself a hooker. Upon finding one he asks her "How much?". She replies "10 bucks". "Lord tunderin is that all?!?", quickly handing her the ten and proceeding to have his fun. The next morning, awoke by an unbelivable itching in his underwear, he discovers he has crabs. Furious he heads back to where he found the prostitute. Seeing her, he storms up and says "Ya stupid whore, ya gave me crabs!!! Without missing a beat the hooker looks back at him and shouts "Well whaddya want for 10 bucks, lobster????"

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