Canada's Shania Twain is thanking her fans for their support amid her split with Robert (Mutt) Lange, admitting she is broken-hearted and in pain after the sudden breakup of her 14-year marriage.
Shania could really cheer herself up if she put on the tightest denims she could find. Well, it might not cheer her up, but it'd work wonders for me anyway.
-Shania Twain concert tickets = 75$
-Waking up next to Shania Twain every morning = Priceless!
What an idiot!!!
Now is my window of opportunity! [books flight to Switzerland]
Why? Do you have wrinkled old dick like Mutt Lange?