Agents with the Canada Border Services Agency at Toronto's Pearson airport allowed a group of five male Hindu priests to bypass screening by female border guards.
I don't see the problem. Just add a little checkbox to your declaration form as to your preferred gender of the guard who will interview you. Let's make all travellers happy. Maybe even put in more detail: approx height, cup size, hair color,... It would make coming home so much more fun to be "interviewed" by Scarlett Johansson. "Any contraband?" "Yes, I stuffed it down my pants."