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Fredericton road signs seem lost in translation
Excusez-moi? Many Fredericton drivers can be excused if they are a bit confused by some road construction signs popping up across the city.U.S. police post squirrel mug shot after theft of 28,000 lbs. of nuts
Police in suburban Detroit are having a little fun while asking for help from the public in figuring out who swiped roughly 28,000 pounds of packaged nuts.
Funny | 85485 hits | 10:30 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Police in suburban Detroit are having a little fun while asking for help from the public in figuring out who swiped roughly 28,000 pounds of packaged nuts. Halifax police write (fake) ticket to 3-year-old motorcyclist
The ticket might not be real, but the online love is.
A photo of a young Halifax biker getting a ticket for illegally parking on the waterfront has seen thousands of likes and shares online after it was tweeted from the Halifax Regional Police's Twitte 3-year-old Halifax boy gets first parking ticketFunny | 85044 hits | 4:26 PM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A photo of a boy upset over his first parking citation is getting plenty of love online. Halifax police Const. Shawn Currie wrote a ticket for Declan Tramley, 3, after he spotted him illegally stopped on his red plastic motorcycle.Tesco removes Ramadan promotion of smokey bacon flavour Pringles
The crisps were positioned under a Ramadan banner at a branch of the supermarket in Liverpool Street, London. Tesco has now moved the display following widespread derision on Twitter.
Funny | 85430 hits | 12:13 PM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The crisps were positioned under a Ramadan banner at a branch of the supermarket in Liverpool Street, London. Tesco has now moved the display following widespread derision on Twitter. 'X-rated' police chopper talk broadcast to WinnipegFunny | 85214 hits | 8:53 AM on Tuesday | posted by ShepherdsDog
A series of tweets Monday night documented an inappropriate conversation between some Winnipeg police officers who didn't know they were on the record.Judy Mozes tweets racist 'joke' about Barack Obama saying he is 'black and weak' |
TV host Judy Nir Mozes Shalom, who is married to Interior Minister Silvan Shalom, uploaded the offensive message on Sunday before quickly deleting it, insisting it was a joke.
She wrote: 'Do u know what Obama Coffee is? Black and weak.'
Funny | 84726 hits | 10:40 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
TV host Judy Nir Mozes Shalom, who is married to Interior Minister Silvan Shalom, uploaded the offensive message on Sunday before quickly deleting it, insisting it was a joke.
She wrote: 'Do u know what Obama Coffee is? Black and weak.' University installs 'texting lanes' for distracted walkers
More and more attention is being paid to the act of "texting while walking" lately as reports of injuries, embarrassments and even deaths related to mobile distraction rise. Jigging RCMP officer wows Tulita, N.W.T.
Splitting his pants while jigging at a community feast capped off two years of service in the hamlet for RCMP Const. Hugo Lévesque. 'I never jigged in my entire life before, so it was complete improvisation on my part,' says RCMP Const. Hugo Lévesque.Crossword marriage proposal in U.K. newspaper gets a 'Yes'
A crossword-loving British lawyer hid a marriage proposal in The Times newspaper's daily puzzle. Matthew Dick thought of the cryptic way of popping the question to girlfriend Delyth Hughes and persuaded the newspaper to agree.
A crossword-loving British lawyer hid a marriage proposal in The Times newspaper's daily puzzle. Matthew Dick thought of the cryptic way of popping the question to girlfriend Delyth Hughes and persuaded the newspaper to agree.British Muslim campaigner Asghar Bukhari mocked after 'Zionists stole his shoe'
In a public Facebook post, Asghar Bukhari, founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee, pictured, said someone had tried to intimidate him by mysteriously taking his footwear as he slept.
Funny | 85105 hits | 10:24 AM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
In a public Facebook post, Asghar Bukhari, founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee, pictured, said someone had tried to intimidate him by mysteriously taking his footwear as he slept.Female UFC fighter Leslie Smith beats apology out of man sexually harassing her friend | Daily Buzz
A man made a huge mistake over the weekend when he allegedly sexually assaulted a woman outside of a California nightclub.
A man made a huge mistake over the weekend when he allegedly sexually assaulted a woman outside of a California nightclub. Fake orca meant to scare off sea lions runs into trouble on first dayFunny | 85015 hits | 12:08 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
An effort to use a fake, life-sized orca to scare off hundreds of sea lions crowding docks off the Oregon coast ended, at least temporarily, Thursday night with the fiberglass creature belly-up after it was swamped by a passing ship.Employees reveal the funniest (and most bizarre) reasons they've been sacked
Anonymous users of secret-sharing app, Whisper, have revealed the most outrageous reasons they've got the sack; from seemingly undeserving acts to resounding all-out fails.
Funny | 85109 hits | 1:54 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Anonymous users of secret-sharing app, Whisper, have revealed the most outrageous reasons they've got the sack; from seemingly undeserving acts to resounding all-out fails.Micro 'state' Enclava moves to land claimed by another new nation
The Kingdom of Enclava claimed land between Slovenia and Croatia but after being forced to move, it has staked out territory on the River Danube already claimed by the Principality of Celestinia.
Funny | 85299 hits | 1:06 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The Kingdom of Enclava claimed land between Slovenia and Croatia but after being forced to move, it has staked out territory on the River Danube already claimed by the Principality of Celestinia.Ben and Jerry's launches climate change campaign with new flavour
Using adjectives like "chunky," "swirly" and "euphoric," Ben & Jerry's announced their latest flavour, "Save our Swirled," on Wednesday.
Funny | 85057 hits | 1:08 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Using adjectives like "chunky," "swirly" and "euphoric," Ben & Jerry's announced their latest flavour, "Save our Swirled," on Wednesday.PETA demands name change to 'celebrate intelligent chickens'
Activists have called on an eighth century pub in St Albans to change its name from 'Ye Olde Fighting Cocks' to 'Ye Olde Clever Cocks' to reflect today's compassion for animals.
Funny | 85075 hits | 11:31 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Activists have called on an eighth century pub in St Albans to change its name from 'Ye Olde Fighting Cocks' to 'Ye Olde Clever Cocks' to reflect today's compassion for animals. NameAFerry contest comes back to haunt B.C. FerriesFunny | 85269 hits | 4:14 PM on Saturday | posted by N_Fiddledog
When B.C. Ferries announced a contest to name its three new foreign-built boats, the high-priced executives in those cushy corporate offices thought they’d struck public-relations gold. Instead, they tapped into a deep well of public resentment and anger Married Michigan pastor resigns over Grindr scandal | Michigan | World | News |
A married Michigan pastor who has spoken out against gays has resigned after he was caught posting photos on the gay dating app Grindr.
Calgary man booted from Canada's Worst Driver TV show nailed by cops travelling nearly 180 km/h
His segment on Canada’s Worst Driver ended with him kicked off the show and Calgary police tipped off to his many, many examples of bad behaviour behind the wheel.Selfie-taking Ottoman statue in Turkish town attracts tourists, raises eyebrows
A bizarre steel statue showing an Ottoman prince taking a selfie with a smart phone while grasping his sword has raised eyebrows in a historic Turkish town - only to be physically attacked hours later.
Funny | 84755 hits | 6:36 AM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
A bizarre steel statue showing an Ottoman prince taking a selfie with a smart phone while grasping his sword has raised eyebrows in a historic Turkish town - only to be physically attacked hours later.Yellowstone National Park tourists flee as mother bear chases them away
Cute, small and fluffy, these little black bears seemed to melt the hearts of visitors at Yellowstone National Park this week. But their cooing soon turned into screams as the mother bear reacted.
Funny | 84813 hits | 2:11 PM on Sunday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Cute, small and fluffy, these little black bears seemed to melt the hearts of visitors at Yellowstone National Park this week. But their cooing soon turned into screams as the mother bear reacted. Yarmouth dogs take owner's car for a joyride outside animal hospital
Some onlookers in Yarmouth were treated to an unusual sight last week after two dogs took their owner's car on a short lived joyride.Willie Nelson to roll out own brand of marijuana called Willie's Reserve
Music legend Willie Nelson is jumping into the movement to commercialize marijuana and plans to roll out his own brand of cannabis that he intends to make "the best on the market."
Music legend Willie Nelson is jumping into the movement to commercialize marijuana and plans to roll out his own brand of cannabis that he intends to make "the best on the market." Calgary Zoo gorilla wraps itself in Canucks jersey
The Calgary Zoo had some fun with the the rivalry between the Calgary Flames and Vancouver Canucks. On Friday it placed a straw-filled Canucks jersey inside its gorilla habitat.ISIS suicide bomber's car explodes in MID-AIR in video
Stunning video shows the jihadi suicide bomber attempting to launch an attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces, reportedly near Kirkuk in northern Iraq.
Funny | 84896 hits | 11:53 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Stunning video shows the jihadi suicide bomber attempting to launch an attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces, reportedly near Kirkuk in northern Iraq.Man sends wife hilariously 'sad' photos to prove his vacation was no fun without her
Kevin Blandford won a free trip to Puerto Rico, but couldn't take his wife or baby along for the adventure. This made for one very sad, but funny vacation album — one that's now been viewed more than 2 million times.
Kevin Blandford won a free trip to Puerto Rico, but couldn't take his wife or baby along for the adventure. This made for one very sad, but funny vacation album — one that's now been viewed more than 2 million times.Google Makes You Think You're Smarter Than You Actually Are
Google puts a nearly infinite amount of knowledge at our fingertips, but a new study says that the search engine isn't making us any smarter.
Internet searches give people the illusion of personal knowledge even when they haven't actually gained a...
Google puts a nearly infinite amount of knowledge at our fingertips, but a new study says that the search engine isn't making us any smarter.
Internet searches give people the illusion of personal knowledge even when they haven't actually gained a...Woman reported for flashing Google Street View car in South Australia
A woman from South Australia is reported after she was photographed flashing a Google Street View car.
A woman from South Australia is reported after she was photographed flashing a Google Street View car.'Naked man at Buckingham Palace' fooled American television network
Executives in the newsroom at NBC were left red-faced after scrambling their news teams to report on the story of a naked man abseiling down from Buckingham Palace - without realising it was a clip from their own show, reported NY Daily News.
Funny | 85119 hits | 2:05 PM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Executives in the newsroom at NBC were left red-faced after scrambling their news teams to report on the story of a naked man abseiling down from Buckingham Palace - without realising it was a clip from their own show, reported NY Daily News.#ParkingFail: Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton
WASHINGTON (ABC News) -- Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton is awful at parking. Congressional staffers who witnessed the parking fail Wednesday morning laughed at the display.
Funny | 85047 hits | 6:29 AM on Thursday | posted by N_Fiddledog
WASHINGTON (ABC News) -- Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton is awful at parking. Congressional staffers who witnessed the parking fail Wednesday morning laughed at the display. Local Lansdowne pub stirs controversy with sidewalk sign
The Local Public Eatery restaurant and bar at Lansdowne Park has received hundreds of angry messages on social media because of a joke it posted on its chalkboard sidewalk sign. Driverless snowmobile causes hazard on Newfoundland highway
RCMP in western Newfoundland had to tackle a unique traffic problem today when a snowmobile without a driver started heading west on the Trans-Canada Highway. Astrology could help take pressure off NHS doctors, claims Conservative MP | Politics | The Guardian
David Tredinnick says that astrology and complementary medicine could help healthcare and opponents are ‘racially prejudiced’Ukip candidate asks: what happens when renewable energy runs out'
What happens when renewable energy runs out?
Victoria Ayling, Ukip’s parliamentary candidate for Great Grimsby in Lincolnshire, posed the rhetorical question during a Question Time-style debate in Cleethorpes this week, prompting “guffawing” from the a
What happens when renewable energy runs out?
Victoria Ayling, Ukip’s parliamentary candidate for Great Grimsby in Lincolnshire, posed the rhetorical question during a Question Time-style debate in Cleethorpes this week, prompting “guffawing” from the aSocial media users lampoon ISIS
Footage posted on social media includes one fighter who blows himself up when his rocket launcher backfires and another who accidentally shoots a comrade with a machine gun in Iraq and Syria.
Funny | 84962 hits | 9:23 AM on Friday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Footage posted on social media includes one fighter who blows himself up when his rocket launcher backfires and another who accidentally shoots a comrade with a machine gun in Iraq and Syria.Man with WATERMELON on his head arrested after causing a stir on the subway
The so-called 'watermelon brother' has been spotted on an underground train, with stars cut in the huge fruit so he can see through
Funny | 85986 hits | 11:08 AM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
The so-called 'watermelon brother' has been spotted on an underground train, with stars cut in the huge fruit so he can see through PHOTOS: Canadian photographer caught in poo-storm from giant sperm whale
It's a poo-nado, a poo-nami, or just a poo-storm. Whatever you want to call it, it's a rare underwater event that most people would do their best to avoid. Beaconsfield snow fort cannot stand, security tells Yann Lefebvre
One Beaconsfield man's snow fort has become the subject of a heated argument with the city. Giant Canadian hero Kevin Vickers heads to Ireland
Canadian diplomats in Ireland tweeted a few photos of Kevin Vickers meeting with senior Irish officials as he began his posting as ambassador to the Emerald Isle. Vickers is quite tall - about six-foot-five. Ireland's president is... less so. Laura PaytonBritish farmer forced to turn half his murderous herd of Nazi cows into sausages
Hitler’s drive to produce the perfect Aryan race was not confined to people – it also extended to a specially bred herd of Nazi-engineered cows, which have turned out to be so aggressive that a UK farmer has been forced to turn half of them into sausages.
Funny | 85116 hits | 3:59 PM on Monday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Hitler’s drive to produce the perfect Aryan race was not confined to people – it also extended to a specially bred herd of Nazi-engineered cows, which have turned out to be so aggressive that a UK farmer has been forced to turn half of them into sausages. CKNW apologizes for 'offensive' comments on earlier broadcastFunny | 84906 hits | 1:59 PM on Wednesday | posted by N_Fiddledog
Sugar Sammy blacks out English on Metro ads after OQLF complaint
Montreal comedian Sugar Sammy's Christmas wish has come true. Two days after putting up ads in the Montreal Metro reading "For Christmas, I'd like a complaint from the Office de la langue française," he had to remove the English portion of the billboard aBack to Canada News
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