[Newsbot]

Title: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2009-04-08 06:03:08

[roger-roger]

What is wrong with these people????

[Brenda]

And a police officer actually went there???

[commanderkai]

Brenda Brenda:

And a police officer actually went there???

I think the McDonalds incident shows these people WILL call back over and over.

[SigPig]

Boo-freaking-Hoo. People need to get over themselves.

[hurley_108]

Brenda Brenda:

And a police officer actually went there???

Either the incident was real, in which case he was there legitimately, or it wasn't, in which case he should have arrested the caller. Either way, there's reason for him to be there.

\DRTFA

[Brenda]

*stamps foot in the grocerystore and calls 911 because her ham is sliced too thick*

[hurley_108]

Brenda Brenda:

*stamps foot in the grocerystore and calls 911 because her ham is sliced too thick*

That's a taserin'.

[N_Fiddledog]

I call 911 on you guys every time you say something that pisses me off. It doesn't make the front page of the local paper though.

[Bacardi4206]

Wow, this is like the 5th article of something like this happening this year alone? How idiotic can some people be. Why are they all in the states as well or majority in texas? Bizare.

[Pseudonym]

I sure am glad we have laws against the abuse of the system. Fine her and use the cash to pay for a working brain.

[Lemmy]

f

[raydan]

Lemmy Lemmy:

A lack of shrimp in shrimp fried rice certainly is a valid reason for using 9-1-1. If I don't get enough shrimp, my only course of action is to SNAP, kick the shit out the wife and kids, toss all furniture through the windows, then go on a rampage with through town in the pickup truck. It's better for an angry take-out customer to call the police before the violence escalates and they end up on the next episode of COPS.

So I should start calling 911 as soon as my girlfriend begins her PMS.
Why wait until those little fists start flying.

[QBall]

raydan raydan:

Lemmy Lemmy:

A lack of shrimp in shrimp fried rice certainly is a valid reason for using 9-1-1. If I don't get enough shrimp, my only course of action is to SNAP, kick the shit out the wife and kids, toss all furniture through the windows, then go on a rampage with through town in the pickup truck. It's better for an angry take-out customer to call the police before the violence escalates and they end up on the next episode of COPS.

So I should start calling 911 as soon as my girlfriend begins her PMS.
Why wait until those little fists start flying.

After posting it online you may want to call Blackwater instead.

[raydan]

QBall QBall:

raydan raydan:

So I should start calling 911 as soon as my girlfriend begins her PMS.
Why wait until those little fists start flying.

After posting it online you may want to call Blackwater instead.