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His airway became obstructed with "arthropod body parts".
Egads!
I think I've realted the tale of my adventure eating just one of the little blighters. Even though I bit it in half, it still lived. The back half was still trying to walk around the table. The front half, in my mouth, would gamely grab on to the back of my tongue with its sticky little legs every time I tried to swallow it, and it would crawl its way back up into my mouth again, dragging its ruined entrails behind it.
Those arthropd body parts are pretty sticky. More ammo for moms trying to get their kids to chew their food.
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