[Newsbot]

Title: Dad fights off pack of dingoes to save toddler in Australia
Category: World
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2019-04-20 10:05:28

[llama66]

Sorry Dingo's no baby to eat this time.

[BartSimpson]

llama66 llama66:

Sorry Dingo's no baby to eat this time.

Dingoes got to eat, too!

[stratos]

Stop being Anti-Dingo. We should start a movement No More Dingo Death. Scream at the sky until we get our way.

[Robair]

3rd child attacked. Hopefully they can identify the animals, sounds like they're developing a taste...

[BartSimpson]

Robair Robair:

3rd child attacked. Hopefully they can identify the animals, sounds like they're developing a taste...

Toddlers can be very tender.

[llama66]

Marination is the key.

[raydan]

llama66 llama66:

Sorry Dingo's no baby to eat this time.

[BartSimpson]

llama66 llama66:

Marination is the key.

I prefer a dry, red wine for marinating toddlers. It gives the meat a better color and the acidity helps break down the baby fat.

* Protip *

[llama66]

that sounds delicious.

[stratos]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

llama66 llama66:

Marination is the key.

I prefer a dry, red wine for marinating toddlers. It gives the meat a better color and the acidity helps break down the baby fat.

* Protip *

You should try a dry rub BBQ. Baby Back ribs and all that.

[PluggyRug]

You're all a bunch of gourmet pedophiles.