City officials are calling for a solution in the midst of wild turkeys attacking vehicles and chasing people.
Early Thanksgiving is the solution.
raydan
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:39 am
I double-dare one of them to attack me when there's no one else around and I'm carrying a large bag of stuffing.
ShepherdsDog
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:51 am
Turkeys are some of the stuidest birds there are....but they do make good burglar alarms. We used to keep about 30 of them at our place when I was a kid. i only appreciated them on holidays.
DrCaleb
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:32 am
The things you see when you don't have a shotgun.
I wonder if they understand that tasty animals shouldn't make trouble?
Thanos
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:31 pm
Wasn't there a South Park episode that predicted this would happen?
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