Good thing I watch "Dirty Jobs" cause I'd have no idea what a geoduck is. I'd like to taste it once in my life but I've never seen it for sale or in restaurants around here.
If you grew up near them you would've run around chasing the girls with one of those hanging out your swim trunks too. And you've all tasted them before. They're so goddam leathery they grind 'em up and boil the shit out of them to make your canned clam chowders and Clamato juices.
Uh huh. By foot in the door you mean monopoly. Get stuffed.
I'd like to taste it once in my life but I've never seen it for sale or in restaurants around here.
I wonder what the female Geoducks look like.
I wonder what the female Geoducks look like.
They have a big mouth.
Oh right... I should have known.
And you've all tasted them before. They're so goddam leathery they grind 'em up and boil the shit out of them to make your canned clam chowders and Clamato juices.
I wonder what the female Geoducks look like.
The horror! The horror!
The Bearded Clam is an entirely different species....