"Under the Justice Department policy, a person must tell security officers they have a kirpan and wear it in a sheath, under clothing."
WTF??? A friend of mine did 6 mos for carrying a concealed weapon. And he wasn't trying to enter a court house!
Last year I went to the Edmonton court house and I was given a choice regarding my pocket knife. " Either go put it in your car, or we will confiscate it right here".
I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
"BartSimpson" said I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
"BartSimpson" said I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I tossed that idea out a few years ago and had a ton of people lined up to convert and then a police friend of mine informed me that it was never going to happen in Canada.
"BartSimpson" said I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
Somewhat off topic, but I think Fallout: New Vegas did something exactly like that with the Mormon Church, but .45 ACP weaponry like the M1911.
"BartSimpson" said I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
As a Christian couldn't you carry a large sword and claim that you knelt before it to commune with God....worked for the Templars and other sworn knights
"ShepherdsDog" said I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
As a Christian couldn't you carry a large sword and claim that you knelt before it to commune with God....worked for the Templars and other sworn knights
"raydan" said I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
"Yogi" said "Under the Justice Department policy, a person must tell security officers they have a kirpan and wear it in a sheath, under clothing."
WTF??? A friend of mine did 6 mos for carrying a concealed weapon. And he wasn't trying to enter a court house!
Last year I went to the Edmonton court house and I was given a choice regarding my pocket knife. " Either go put it in your car, or we will confiscate it right here".
I could just imagine the conversation later in 'their' coffee room. " Hey Ralph. Look at the cool Swiss Army knife I scored today from some sucker! "
WTF??? A friend of mine did 6 mos for carrying a concealed weapon. And he wasn't trying to enter a court house!
Last year I went to the Edmonton court house and I was given a choice regarding my pocket knife. " Either go put it in your car, or we will confiscate it right here".
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
I love how we always just seem to have the problem of the above the moment someone brings religion into the picture.
I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
Isn't that just being a Texan?
I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I tossed that idea out a few years ago and had a ton of people lined up to convert and then a police friend of mine informed me that it was never going to happen in Canada.
I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
Somewhat off topic, but I think Fallout: New Vegas did something exactly like that with the Mormon Church, but .45 ACP weaponry like the M1911.
I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
As a Christian couldn't you carry a large sword and claim that you knelt before it to commune with God....worked for the Templars and other sworn knights
Hang on, more will come.
I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
As a Christian couldn't you carry a large sword and claim that you knelt before it to commune with God....worked for the Templars and other sworn knights
Except that I prefer to use a .50 rifle.
I've decided to start a religion where all adherents have to wear a Holy .45 in a proper hip holster. This is so that they're always ready to do 'spiritual battle' with the forces of evil.
I think I'll also require adherents to wear a funny hat just for the lulz.
Isn't that just being a Texan?
"Under the Justice Department policy, a person must tell security officers they have a kirpan and wear it in a sheath, under clothing."
WTF??? A friend of mine did 6 mos for carrying a concealed weapon. And he wasn't trying to enter a court house!
Last year I went to the Edmonton court house and I was given a choice regarding my pocket knife. " Either go put it in your car, or we will confiscate it right here".
I could just imagine the conversation later in 'their' coffee room. " Hey Ralph. Look at the cool Swiss Army knife I scored today from some sucker!