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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: The Talking Duck |
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:59 pm
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Replies: 1
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| A duck walks into a pub and orders a beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, 'But you're a duck.' 'I see your eyes are working,' replies the duck. 'And you talk!' exclaims the barman. 'I see your ears are working,' says the duck. 'Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?' 'C... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: New Tax Amendments |
| gas |
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:35 pm
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Replies: 1
Views: 188
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| The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is p*ssed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they a... |
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Forum: Jokes & Humour Topic: Weight Loss Programme |
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:02 pm
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Replies: 3
Views: 204
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| After seeing a rather large amount of fat hanging over his belt while observing his profile in the mirror this guy decides to lose a few pounds. He spots a "5-day, 10 lb. weight loss" advertisement, calls the company, and orders the program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and th... |
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