Canadian or Lesbian?

Hot, Canadian babes are often hard to tell apart from hot, lesbian babes. They share many common characteristics. Why is this important? If you are a man, trying to pick up a lesbian babe can be difficult and may result in embarassing public rejections. If you are a lesbian that isn't too discriminating, a Canadian lesbian can often be acquired for the price of a beer.

Why are they hard to tell apart? The following picture points out the confusing areas of concern:

So how do you tell them apart? Luckily, there are glaring differences that with a little practice can be easy for the connoisseur to identify. The following table highlights these differences:

Lesbian		Canadian
Would never let anyone named Stanley cup her ass		Would drink a quart of Labatts from Stanley's cup
Broad shoulders and sensible shoes		Broad shoulders and CCMs
Prefers to score between periods		Prefers to score during a period
Pubic hair moustache on upper lip		Molson moustache on upper lip
Suffers from chronic muff jaw		Suffers from living in Moose Jaw
Little or no stick work		She makes up for her lack of size with great stickhandling, a nasty wrist shot and her hip check is a beauty, eh?