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From: vXvGiRvXv
Author: Unknown
Added: October 04, 2004
Modified: October 04, 2004
Views: 21142
Votes: 258
Rating: 9.82



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Train Tunnel:


In a train there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

The train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

** The blonde thought - "that American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

** The fat lady thought - "this dirty old American laid his hands on the blond and she smacked him"

** The American thought - "That damned Canadian put his hand on that blond and by mistake she slapped me"

** The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again"






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Posted By:
TaPpEd_RaGe
THATS FRIGGEN GREAT!!
Posted By:
Anonymous
HAHA I bet the americain was from Sanfrancisco
Posted By:
Anonymous
woot woot
Posted By:
Anonymous
made me laugh...*snickers*
Posted By:
EXOTiCASS
hey im from sf, it sounds more like a new york thing. we dont have tunnels here. hehe
Posted By:
canadian1971
I GOTTA REMEMBER THAT ONE!!! LMFAO
Posted By:
Anonymous
Bu Ya!!!LOL
Posted By:
Anonymous
Oh jeeze... this has to be the worst one yet... This is way more pointless than any other yank-basher out there. All it is is a weak attempt at slapstick humor. I know that all of my reviews so far have been negative, but come on! Give me something to be nice about. -Rob
Posted By:
Anonymous
I agree with Rob - Attempt a joke that has nothing to do with America could you?
Posted By:
Anonymous
Posted By:
Anonymous
Yeah, jokes are supposed to be funny - Amerika is about as funny as a vomit in a space-suit!
Posted By:
GhostDog
Lmao these joke ar funny more more
Posted By:
Stiffers
That was great. In actual fact I don't know anyone who would slap an American simply for being American, but it was still very funny.
Posted By:
-Mario-
LMAO
Posted By:
Anonymous
That's frigging awsome, dude :)
Posted By:
Anonymous
Ya, this is a pointless yank-basher... but theres alot of canuck-basher jokes out there anyways. WHat goes around comes around my friends to the south. :)
Posted By:
Anonymous
If america really wanted to hurt canada, they could do a lot of damage. You just better watch out for us! Im a proud American.
Posted By:
Anonymous
If America can do so much to Canada...why haven't you done anything yet? Seriously, world largest miltary, us with one of the smallest yet year after year.....
Posted By:
Anonymous
LMAO that was funny, also if your a American why are you here, If you dont like the jokes then stop reading and just leave. Stop being such a dick.
Posted By:
Anonymous
guess where im from - russia :) but i burst out laughing!!! keep on ppl
Posted By:
Anonymous
its funny cause it's true
Posted By:
Anonymous
Posted By:
Anonymous
lol!
Posted By:
Arctic_Menace
Dear poster of this....

"Oh jeeze... this has to be the worst one yet... This is way more pointless than any other yank-basher out there. All it is is a weak attempt at slapstick humor. I know that all of my reviews so far have been negative, but come on! Give me something to be nice about. -Rob
Posted By:
Anonymous I agree with Rob - Attempt a joke that has nothing to do with America could you?
"


Try checking out some of the other joke categories...mkay?
Posted By:
Hyack
that's great
Posted By:
Bacardi4206
"I agree with Rob - Attempt a joke that has nothing to do with America could you?"

ROFL, dude this is the Canada vs USA Joke Section. They have to be about both Canada and America...

Also this was a funny joke.
Posted By:
Anonymous
rob you fagg, stop dissing everyjoke,holy shiit you idiotic american
Posted By:
Anonymous
Thatone is fucken hillarious!!
Posted By:
Anonymous
To any Americans getting offended, it's actually making fun of *Canada* so relax :D

I don't know. It's sort of how I interpreted it, haha.
Posted By:
Anonymous
Some of the negative comments from other readers shows that they need to lighten up. Think about it. This joke is older than the train. In the 1930's and 40's the joke was about, take your pick, Russians, Italians, Germans and Polish. The Polish especially enjoyed slapping the Russians and Germans in the tunnels. Sahauro
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