[DerbyX]

Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:

Believe me Streaker, you REALLY don't wanna know what happened that Spring Break in Jamaica...

Next time you go ....... take Tricks.

Send photos!

[Streaker]

[Arctic_Menace]

Wow, I just realized, I meant to post all that in "the longest thread that makes no sense"...

Mah bad...

And no, I'm not taking Tricks. He'd turn out to be responsible for the deaths of 13 dolphins...

[DerbyX]

Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:

Wow, I just realized, I meant to post all that in "the longest thread that makes no sense"...

Mah bad...

And no, I'm not taking Tricks. He'd turn out to be responsible for the deaths of 13 dolphins...

C'mon. He can't possibly eat that many!

[Arctic_Menace]

DerbyX DerbyX:

Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:

Wow, I just realized, I meant to post all that in "the longest thread that makes no sense"...

Mah bad...

And no, I'm not taking Tricks. He'd turn out to be responsible for the deaths of 13 dolphins...

C'mon. He can't possibly eat that many!

lol, you still don't get it...

[travior]

[Arctic_Menace]

I guess I'd better tell the story...

The year after I spent my Spring Break in Cuba, some friends of mine and myself were discussing an idea about all ten of us to go to Jamaica to smoke some crazy chronic, drink coffee, eat delicious jamaican food, go scuba diving; the whole deal.

I brought up the fact that I'd love to swim with dolphins if I ever went back to the Caribbean, and my friend Lee, who is Jamaican himself, told us all this:

"Hey man, you best not swim with the dolphins in Jamaica. I've seen them rape each other even while they have humans riding their dorsal fins..."

And Dan, not missing a beat, said: "Wow, I think that's the first time I've ever heard of a dolphin getting raped before..."

So now it's our mission to go to Jamaica and find ourselves some rapist dolphins. Apparently, and only once, this dolphin tried to rape a female tourist in the water...


And ladies thought that guys were horny...

[Benoit]

Canada losing status as prime U.S. ally?

[Zipperfish]

Repetition is the last refuge of the incontinent.

[Benoit]

Yes or no.

[Zipperfish]

Perhaps, since your inarticulate ramblings and non sequiturs do not present much of an argment, you've compensated by just ensuring that you are always the last one to post on any given subject. Peresistence has replaced logic, so to speak.

[Brent Swain]

Yeah , like we totally lost face when we refused to be a Hitler ally!
Brent

[Benoit]

Brent Swain Brent Swain:

Yeah , like we totally lost face when we refused to be a Hitler ally!
Brent

It is impossible to lose face by refusing to be an ally of Hitler.

[fifeboy]

Benoit Benoit:

Brent Swain Brent Swain:

Yeah , like we totally lost face when we refused to be a Hitler ally!
Brent

It is impossible to lose face by refusing to be an ally of Hitler.

It's impossible to keep a straight face reading this thread.

[Benoit]

fifeboy fifeboy:

Benoit Benoit:

Brent Swain Brent Swain:

Yeah , like we totally lost face when we refused to be a Hitler ally!
Brent

It is impossible to lose face by refusing to be an ally of Hitler.

It's impossible to keep a straight face reading this thread.

International diplomacy is all about poker face.