I guess I'd better tell the story...
The year after I spent my Spring Break in Cuba, some friends of mine and myself were discussing an idea about all ten of us to go to Jamaica to smoke some crazy chronic, drink coffee, eat delicious jamaican food, go scuba diving; the whole deal.
I brought up the fact that I'd love to swim with dolphins if I ever went back to the Caribbean, and my friend Lee, who is Jamaican himself, told us all this:
"Hey man, you best not swim with the dolphins in Jamaica. I've seen them rape each other even while they have humans riding their dorsal fins..."
And Dan, not missing a beat, said: "Wow, I think that's the first time I've ever heard of a dolphin getting raped before..."
So now it's our mission to go to Jamaica and find ourselves some rapist dolphins. Apparently, and only once, this dolphin tried to rape a female tourist in the water...
And ladies thought that guys were horny...
