[Ruxpercnd]

This is not a drill

This is a real threat to humanity...

The Canadians must change their ways for humanity's sake:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313844,00.html

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Scientists have found a new threat to the planet: Canadian beer drinkers.

The government-commissioned study says the old, inefficient "beer fridges" that one in three Canadian households use to store their Molson and Labatt's contribute significantly to global warming by guzzling gas- and coal-fired electricity.

"People need to understand the impact of their lifestyles," British environmental consultant Joanna Yarrow tells New Scientist magazine. "Clearly the environmental implications of having a frivolous luxury like a beer fridge are not hitting home. This research helps inform people — let's hope it has an effect."

The problem is that the beer fridges are mostly decades-old machines that began their second careers as beverage dispensers when Canadians upgraded to more energy-efficient models to store whatever Canadians eat besides doughnuts and poutine.

University of Alberta researcher Denise Young, who led the study, suggests that provincial authorities hold beer-fridge buy-backs or round-ups to eliminate the threat — methods that Americans use to get guns off the streets.

We Americans should help out by trading our guns for those killer Canadian fridges.....

[Blue_Nose]

That's without even mentioning all the CO2 emissions resulting from drinking said beer.

[ridenrain]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7H1788xAUE[/youtube]

[web]http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/suzuki_bus_03.jpg[/web]
That's Suzuki making a spritzer run.

[Chumley]

Think he has a beer fridge on that road-ship?

[sasquatch2]

Blue_Nose

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That's without even mentioning all the CO2 emissions resulting from drinking said beer.

EEK you overlooked all the CO2 released in the brewing process and hoorors----all the methane produced with metabolism.(sarcasm).

These folks ought to catch up....CO2 AGW has long since been debunked......like the existance of unicorns......fantasy.

[BluesBud]

They'll take my cold beer out of my cold passed out hand.

Davy S can relax, my bar fridge is always full. I don't run it with only a few brew like in the ad above.

[Ruxpercnd]

We can't let Canadians have a free pass.... we have to blame you for something and everything.

The more we can blame on Canadians, the more we Americans can relax a bit. Pass the beer.

Here is a thread idea... let's start a Canadian Guilt List. There must be more..... much more...

[Sherminator333]

I own a beer fridge too, can't let you guys have all the fun!

[Wullu]

BluesBud BluesBud:

They'll take my cold beer out of my cold passed out hand.

Davy S can relax, my bar fridge is always full. I don't run it with only a few brew like in the ad above.

The only time I ever saw a beer fridge with four beer in it was at about 0930 New Year's Day........


Not quite sure why they were abandoned

[BartSimpson]

Danged Canadians hoarding all that good beer instead of sharing it with your neighbors!

[dog77_1999]

Canada need prohibition. It's the only way to make sure the beer fridges aren't used!

[Sherminator333]

Or drink some liquor that don't need a fridge. Moonshine maybe?

[BluesBud]

I'm gonna make a sign. "Whoever takes the last beer, turns off the beer fridge." How's that Mr Suzuki?

[TheFoundersIntent]

I'll protect Canadian beer drinkers with my life.

[BAT119]

Just do what we do here in Saskatchewan open the window and hold it outside for about 30 seconds !

note; Safety first, always use a glove and after the first 12 have a friend help you