[tritium]

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked:

'Now Maria, why should I give you a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now):


'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE RAISE

[dino_bobba_renno]

two thumbs up for that one, good one.

[jocck]

Boy so now she have both in her hand. Her husband and she also. Very intelligent and sharp maid I must say.