Doctor: Hear about Stephane Dion?
Nurse: No, I did not? I pray he's not ill...!!!
Doctor: Well he was in the hospital last night for a transplant...
Nurse: Transplant!! Kidney, liver, heart????
Doctor: No... He was in for an asshole transplant...
Nurse: Oh, dear... I hope he's ok... How did he make out?
Doctor: The asshole rejected him....
CKA Elite 
