1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the
honeymoon period. You keep doing it until you're blue
in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning
of the marriage. You'll have sex anywhere, anytime,
even in the kitchen on the table, etc.
3. The third is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a
bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in thebedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase
in which you pass each ot! her in the hallway and say,
"Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you
in front of everyone in the courtroom.
6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you
get some once a month but it's not enough to live on..
denmns
Active Member
Posts: 390
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:56 am
At least I am not the part of the bottom four choices!!!!!!
Zoraja
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Posts: 4553
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:07 am
lol that sucks, I am very much enjoying stage two and it better last for a good long time!
LittleBastard
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Posts: 1217
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:12 am
Zoraja Zoraja:
lol that sucks, I am very much enjoying stage two and it better last for a good long time!
You're married already!!!
21!?
Zoraja
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Posts: 4553
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:15 am
Im not married ya n00b you can go through these stages in a relationship for the msot part.
Chopper
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Posts: 605
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:25 am
I'm stuck in Stage 4 Modified. I call it Stage 4 Oral-Anal...I say "Screw You!" and she replies "Asshole!"
kal
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Posts: 996
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:29 am
Chopper Chopper:
I'm stuck in Stage 4 Modified. I call it Stage 4 Oral-Anal...I say "Screw You!" and she replies "Asshole!"
lmao
denmns
Active Member
Posts: 390
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:50 pm
I know I am at stage 2 when my wife asks me what I want for dinner, and I say to just lay on the table and spread her legs!!!!!
(of course, she is nice and clean there!!)
Chevyanne
Junior Member
Posts: 97
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:45 am
And what do you have for dinner when company cums?
Chopper
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Posts: 605
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:01 am
Chevyanne Chevyanne:
And what do you have for dinner when company cums?
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Tacos???
Clam Chowder???
Shaved Ham Sandwhich???
Fur Burgers???
ok...I'm done
Zoraja
CKA Elite
Posts: 4553
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:18 am
Furburgers he he he
I have a friend who is often called fur burgers...
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