10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
D_T_M
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:23 pm
Arctic_Menace
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:50 pm
OMG!!!! MFAO!!!!!!!!!
GCStratusfied
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:50 pm
I saw that somewhere else, but it always makes me laugh because it's kinda true.
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