[SprCForr]

Did you hear about the latest Chuck Norris movie debut in Europe?

Thirty seconds into the opening credits France surrendered, just to be safe.



Chuck can live forever, because his fists can beat Death, to death.

[lighe]

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cheers

[twister]

$1:

Did you hear about the latest Chuck Norris movie debut in Europe?

Thirty seconds into the opening credits France surrendered, just to be safe.

thats great....

Best one I ever remember hearing was:
Three leading cuases of death in the US.

#1 Heart disease followed closely by #2 Chuck Norris and then #3 Cancer.
If they could eliminate fast food and Chuck Norris.. Americans would be better off.

[oldcaper]

Enough Chuck

[twister]

ya Steve Irwin and Chuck in the same month... never happen...

[Arctic_Menace]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like CHuck Norris...


I still say the Original Vin Diesel and Mr. T ones are far better.

[Arctic_Menace]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

[cortnymarie]

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first. Chuck Always comes first.

[angels_hate_me]

I know a few:

Every night little children check there closets for the boogieman.
Every night the boogieman checks hid closets for chuck norris.

only chuck norris can believe it's not butter

[SprCForr]

Chuck Norris once challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck won.

[Arctic_Menace]

Chuck Norris has a huge penis. It growls whenever it wants to be fed.