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Non-Rev
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Posts: 227
 Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:13 pm
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks..........
"How many is a Brazillion ?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:14 pm
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Regina 
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Posts: 32460
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:04 pm
Last week that was a blond joke here.
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Non-Rev
Active Member
Posts: 227
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:19 pm
How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can".
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Constantinople
CKA Elite
Posts: 3854
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:05 pm
Non-Rev Non-Rev: How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can".
Seeing as though he is a staunch pro-life advocate, I am sure he knows a lot about that terrible ruling.
Over 41 million murders; that ruling killed more human beings than Stalin and Hitler combined.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:15 pm
Hey I love bush..at least a little tuft to tickle my nose.
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Non-Rev
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Posts: 227
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:09 am
Constantinople Constantinople: Non-Rev Non-Rev: How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can". Seeing as though he is a staunch pro-life advocate, I am sure he knows a lot about that terrible ruling. Over 41 million murders; that ruling killed more human beings than Stalin and Hitler combined. I have a new one to hang on you now....
"Can'tStandThePeople"
 
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:46 am
Non-Rev Non-Rev: Constantinople Constantinople: Non-Rev Non-Rev: How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can". Seeing as though he is a staunch pro-life advocate, I am sure he knows a lot about that terrible ruling. Over 41 million murders; that ruling killed more human beings than Stalin and Hitler combined. I have a new one to hang on you now.... "Can'tStandThePeople" He really is a tool isn't he.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:40 am
Constantinople Constantinople: Non-Rev Non-Rev: How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can". Seeing as though he is a staunch pro-life advocate, I am sure he knows a lot about that terrible ruling. Over 41 million murders; that ruling killed more human beings than Stalin and Hitler combined. Remember most people here love Stalin. Yes he killed untold millions, but he gave everyone free Healthcare and was a athiest just like derbyX.
Foolish people.
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Constantinople
CKA Elite
Posts: 3854
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:52 am
DerbyX DerbyX: Non-Rev Non-Rev: Constantinople Constantinople: Non-Rev Non-Rev: How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can". Seeing as though he is a staunch pro-life advocate, I am sure he knows a lot about that terrible ruling. Over 41 million murders; that ruling killed more human beings than Stalin and Hitler combined. I have a new one to hang on you now.... "Can'tStandThePeople" He really is a tool isn't he. Amazing that people are so against the loss of innocent life in Iraq, yet millions of the most innocent lives are lost right underneath our watch every year right here in the United States.
And the most you can do for those timeless dead is just call someone a "tool." Your first quote in your sig fits you well, DerbyX.
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American
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Posts: 1093
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:02 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:02 am
ManifestDestiny ManifestDestiny: Constantinople Constantinople: Non-Rev Non-Rev: How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can". Seeing as though he is a staunch pro-life advocate, I am sure he knows a lot about that terrible ruling. Over 41 million murders; that ruling killed more human beings than Stalin and Hitler combined. Remember most people here love Stalin. Yes he killed untold millions, but he gave everyone free Healthcare and was a athiest just like derbyX. Foolish people. He killed in the name of marxism, your kind kills in the name of your god. A brief look at the history of your *ahem* peaceful religion is in order.
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Constantinople
CKA Elite
Posts: 3854
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:05 am
DerbyX DerbyX: ManifestDestiny ManifestDestiny: Constantinople Constantinople: Non-Rev Non-Rev: How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can". Seeing as though he is a staunch pro-life advocate, I am sure he knows a lot about that terrible ruling. Over 41 million murders; that ruling killed more human beings than Stalin and Hitler combined. Remember most people here love Stalin. Yes he killed untold millions, but he gave everyone free Healthcare and was a athiest just like derbyX. Foolish people. He killed in the name of marxism, your kind kills in the name of your god. A brief look at the history of your *ahem* peaceful religion is in order. Hmmm, when was anything about religion said here? Maybe someday you will throw the agenda away.
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figfarmer
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Posts: 1682
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:07 am
I thought you meant the other kind of bush.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:08 am
Constantinople Constantinople: DerbyX DerbyX: Non-Rev Non-Rev: Constantinople Constantinople: Non-Rev Non-Rev: How about this one.
When Pres. Bush was asked about Roe vs. Wade, his reply was, "just get out of New Orleans any way you can". Seeing as though he is a staunch pro-life advocate, I am sure he knows a lot about that terrible ruling. Over 41 million murders; that ruling killed more human beings than Stalin and Hitler combined. I have a new one to hang on you now.... "Can'tStandThePeople" He really is a tool isn't he. Amazing that people are so against the loss of innocent life in Iraq, yet millions of the most innocent lives are lost right underneath our watch every year right here in the United States. And the most you can do for those timeless dead is just call someone a "tool." Your first quote in your sig fits you well, DerbyX. The womens choice outweighs everyone elses, period. Its even more telling that you celebrate every death in the middle-east as a "blessing from your god" yet profess a life-affirming religious convinction.
And in regards to my sig, its origins are a from completely innocent & innoculous source not realted to your basless attacks against your perceived meaning of it. If I cared what you thought I would let you in on it ...... but I don't.
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