[JayRoc]

wrapped up like a douche?

[JayRoc]

That one is classic eh?

[SwampoO]

I've got a chicken to ride, I've got a chicken to ride
My baby donkey, my baby donkey

[Streaker]

The Beatles; "Devil In Her Heart": they sing "she's going to tear your heart apart" but it sounds like "she's going to tell you how to fart"!

[Streaker]

Lodi - CCR

"Oh Lordy, sucking on old diet pills"...

[Indelible]

ok here we go....

dirty deeds done with sheep - AC/DC

instead of "shake, shake, shake it off" by mariah carrey, change it to "jerk jerk jerkin off"

there are a lot of pop songs these days that are easily changed.

[Ripcat]

"my wife is a highway and I'm gonna drive her all night long"

--Tom Cochrane

[GunPlumber]

JayRoc JayRoc:

wrapped up like a douche?

Had a runnin' argument with a friend about that line. Now of course, the Boss being a real car guy, he was talkin' 'bout a '32 Ford (aka Deuce), but even after I showed my friend the lyric sheet he remained convinced that it was about a feminine hygiene product.

[Indelible]

a song by nelly retardo:

i'm like a turd, i'll float away
i don't know where my bowl is
i don't know where my home is

[Ripcat]

"our love is like Walter"

All Over You -- Live

[kitty]

you need kool-aid, baby i'm not foolin'
you need coolin', baby i'm not fooling
-whole lotta love

and there's a wino down the road
as we wind on down the road
-stairway to heaven

there's a feeling i get when i look at my waist
there's a feeling i get when i look to the west
-stairway to heaven

olive, my love
all of my love

[kitty]

WDHIII WDHIII:

The old Kim Carns Song - Betty Davis Eyes...... friend of mine thought it was BETTY DAVIS THIGHS!

Fruedian slip perhaps?

Ew!

well all the boys think she's a spaz... she's got Betty Davis Thighs!
( it should read spy )

[kitty]

WDHIII WDHIII:

kitty kitty:

WDHIII WDHIII:

The old Kim Carns Song - Betty Davis Eyes...... friend of mine thought it was BETTY DAVIS THIGHS!

Fruedian slip perhaps?

Ew!

well all the boys think she's a spaz... she's got Betty Davis Thighs!
( it should read spy )

Wow I guess after 3400+ posts ya tend to repeat yurself......LOL.

Sorry

they say the memory is the second thing to go....

[figfarmer]

There has been a website of misheard lyrics going for years. All one has to do is go to http://www.kissthisguy.com/ to see them.

[kitty]

WDHIII WDHIII:

Ripcat Ripcat:

KissThisGuy.com - Misheard lyrics.

We passed the WHATS THE POINT point three pages ago......

oh boy, it looks like the memory thing should be moved up on the list!