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I am sorry, Alberta
By
James Bredin
I’m sorry Alberta, I’m the boss or didn’t you know?
I live in Ottawa and I’ve watched your tar sands grow and grow,
You remember the National Energy Program I’m sure,
You’re getting uppity so we’ll do it again to make you poor.
Just because the Conservatives threw that program out,
You don’t vote properly so there never was much of a doubt,
And this time we may throw in a little bit of extortion,
Because you’re a small province and rich out of proportion.
And Ralph’s rant about a provincial firewall was all bluff,
Remember we’re the Adscam guys and we never get enough,
We need more money for Quebec, kickbacks and equalization,
Or maybe to stash some away in some secret foundation.
Sorry Alberta but you will just have to pay and pay,
Because here in Ottawa you don’t have the numbers or the sway,
We appoint your senators so guess where they all stand?
You’ll have to send us billions for all your rich tar sand.
There are no referendums, recall or term limits allowed,
And you’re way out of proportion; you’re such a small crowd,
And feedbacks are forbidden forever by Ottawa decree,
We don’t want any argument so you better agree.
Sorry Alberta but you’re just not like Quebec,
They get special attention and your money if you care to check,
And our prime ministers mostly come from over there,
So send more money to Ottawa and show us that you care.
Monday, June 06, 2005
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