raydan raydan:
I have a question... what kind of slob would forget/keep a boxed meal for 6 years?

You should really read the article....it was an experiment....
$1:
It's been 6 years since I bought this "Happy Meal" at McDonald's. It's been sitting at our office this whole time and has not rotted, molded, or decomposed at all!!! It smells only of cardboard. We did this experiment to show our patients how unhealthy this "food" is.
They have found ancient bricks that are thousands of year old which haven't deteriorated much at all, why should this be any different......