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Title: Alberta �kudatah� plot sparks mockery on social media | Globalnews.ca
Category: Funny
Posted By: Guy_Fawkes
Date: 2016-01-13 08:37:45
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[Guy_Fawkes]

I know a few vets who are ready to become gorilla warriors!

[andyt]

[BartSimpson]

I believe a 'kudutah' has something to do with a bunch of lameasses sitting around watching TV and complaining about the same government that failed to teach them French.

[andyt]

Same type of wankers that are occupying that place in Oregon, except more wanna bes.

[Guy_Fawkes]

andyt andyt:

Same type of wankers that are occupying that place in Oregon, except more wanna bes.

I wouldn't go that far, the #kudatah guys are more like #yallqaeda light.

[andyt]

Isn't #yallqaeda exactly those guys in Oregon.?

[DrCaleb]

Guy_Fawkes Guy_Fawkes:

andyt andyt:

Same type of wankers that are occupying that place in Oregon, except more wanna bes.

I wouldn't go that far, the #kudatah guys are more like #yallqaeda light.

I can see the Legislature out my office window, with the hordes of angry protesters showing their dislike for a duly and fairly elected government . . .oh, wait.

{crickets chirping}

[Tyler_1]

It wasn't me.

Splelling mistakes can be fun.

[Thanos]

Sounds like someone who frequented the old Disqus comments section at the SUN papers far too often.

[BartSimpson]

andyt andyt:

Isn't #yallqaeda exactly those guys in Oregon.?

The 'Y'all Qaeda' thing is a propaganda smear.

So far all they've done is occupied an unoccupied office building. In the course of doing so these 'terrorists' also repaired the heater, fixed a broken window (it was broken before they showed up), and they've patched the roof in a couple places where it was leaking.

I can imagine there's probably a few people on this site who could stand to have their homes similarly occupied by these rampaging handymen.

[Guy_Fawkes]

Yes I am sure they fixed a heater and a window because they are so generous and had nothing to do with trying to stay warm while eating their Cheetos and cleaning their guns.

[Thanos]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

andyt andyt:

Isn't #yallqaeda exactly those guys in Oregon.?

The 'Y'all Qaeda' thing is a propaganda smear.

So far all they've done is occupied an unoccupied office building. In the course of doing so these 'terrorists' also repaired the heater, fixed a broken window (it was broken before they showed up), and they've patched the roof in a couple places where it was leaking.

I can imagine there's probably a few people on this site who could stand to have their homes similarly occupied by these rampaging handymen.

The funny part is they, with all the seriousness they could muster, added this immortal image to the patriotic struggle:



The less funny things are:

- scaring the hell out of the locals who almost unanimously want them to go the hell away
- reports of them stalking BLM and USF&W personnel, following them to their homes, and taking pictures of their houses
- having some kind of anti-semetic ISIS supporter show up and join their ranks
- appointing their own extra-judicial star chamber judge to begin "prosecutions" of government workers
- forming their own Robespierre-ish "Committee of Public Safety" to arrest the Harney County sheriff and other county officials
- most importantly, and once again, completely ignoring the repeatedly stated desires of the Hammond family to go away and stop saying that they've taken this action on behalf of the Hammonds

Not so amusing when their "philosophy" seems to be drenched with purging anyone that they've arbitrarily decided are traitors to their nonsensical delusion of what the United States once was in their mythical "good ol' days".

[DrCaleb]

[Guy_Fawkes]