Did you ever notice there are no Nazis named Steve?
- George Carlin
Anyhoo, Carson's latest revealed lie is unravelling. He claimed that in 1968, after MLK was assassinated, he saved several white students at high school from getting beaten up/murdered by rioting blacks by getting them into a store room that he had the key to and hiding them in there. The Wall Street Journal, hardly a bastion of lefty propaganda, looked into this and couldn't find anyone who was allegedly there at the time that could corroborate it. The campaign fired back with some kind of can't-prove-a-negative tactic and said the WSJ was lying.
At this stage it's looking more and more like Carson's biography is a complete fable. Instead of making things up he might have been better served if he'd done like J. Peterman once did and had Elaine put some kind of tale together out of some insane stories he bought from Kramer.
