[Gunnair]

Brenda Brenda:

What do they say about Dutch girls and their feet?

I read somewhere that women with big hips are more intelligent than women with less big hips, soooo...

I think it's a reference to the large penises on Dutch girls...

[Bacardi4206]

I think I'm more weirded out by what that dude to the very right is wearing.

[ShepherdsDog]

PimpBrewski123 PimpBrewski123:

I know what they say about North American men with big feet.

And yes, I got some big feet.

just because you wear size 14s with socks shoved in the ends, doesn't mean you'll impress the ladies.

[Praxius]

Gunnair Gunnair:

An earlier generation of curmudgeons said the the same thing about David Bowie, George Clinton, and Bootsy Collins.

Sorry, I wouldn't compare her to David Bowie. He at least had some thought put into his music and his identity.

She's just a crack pot. Her albums sell more based on what screwed up outfit, look, or egg she can come up with, then for her actual music & lyrics.

It's more about flash and show then it is about content, thought and substance.

Hmmm.... I wonder what I could think of next to turn peoples heads my way?

I know.... I'll put toilet rolls on my ears, pencils up my nose, wear an old tire around my hips, jock straps for shoulder pads, a coat made out of old pubic hair and be towed around in a giant whisky flask, towed by a thousand sea monkies...... and I shall call it "Art" and people will think I'm a creative genius and buy my sh*t..... I shall explain that it's my interpretation of society and it's dependancy on landfills and alcohol abuse.

And tomorrow, I'll wear spaghetti for hair, a wild badger for underwear, shove a plunger up my arse, condoms on my fingers and toes and my old high school's crest made out of teeth.... which were the "Trojans"..... and I shall call it "Art" and people will think I'm a creative genius and buy my sh*t...... I shall explain that it's my interpretation of what it was like when I was in high school..... and the badger gnawing on my testicles & clawing the plunger off my arse is the feeling I had every time I had to go.

WOW..... give me a million dollars.... I just thought of two "images" in about 5 minutes.... I could make up this entire month's attire in about half an hour.

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Years ago Cher dry humped a battleship.

I remember her straddling a cannon, but I don't remember her humping anything.

[ShepherdsDog]

$1:

She's just a crack pot. Her albums sell more based on what screwed up outfit, look, or egg she can come up with

Should they change her stage name to lady Kinder Surprise and ban her in the States?

[Praxius]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

Should they change her stage name to lady Kinder Surprise and ban her in the States?

Well, she is a choking hazzard

And for those who are not aware of the egg reference:
Lady Gaga arrives at Grammys in giant egg
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/ ... JW20110213



The 80's called.... they want their "pointless ideas just to be different" back.

[Gunnair]

Praxius Praxius:

Gunnair Gunnair:

An earlier generation of curmudgeons said the the same thing about David Bowie, George Clinton, and Bootsy Collins.

Sorry, I wouldn't compare her to David Bowie. He at least had some thought put into his music and his identity.

She's just a crack pot. Her albums sell more based on what screwed up outfit, look, or egg she can come up with, then for her actual music & lyrics.

It's more about flash and show then it is about content, thought and substance.

Hmmm.... I wonder what I could think of next to turn peoples heads my way?

Yeah... generational curmudgeons are everywhere.

[ShepherdsDog]

you liked duran duran didn't you.

[PostFactum]

I hate her, someone please shoot this crap.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Praxius Praxius:

It's more about flash and show then it is about content, thought and substance.

Wow, you just summed up the entire commercial music biz.

[Gunnair]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

you liked duran duran didn't you.

Nope. I did like Aha, Fine Young Cannibals and Def Leopard though.

You strike me as a big Bronski Beat fan.

[ShepherdsDog]

They weren't bad....but then again if I said they were better than Soft Cell you'd likely get all Frankie goes to Hollywood and try and Wham me.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

They weren't bad....but then again if I said they were better than Soft Cell you'd likely get all Frankie goes to Hollywood and try and Wham me.

With his Oingo Boingo