[Newsbot]

Title: Marge Simpson to be Playboy cover girl
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2009-10-09 13:47:00

[Regina]

I heard she was drawn to it.

[Lemmy]

Regina Regina:

I heard she was drawn to it.

[ShepherdsDog]

now let's see if the carpet really does match the drapes

[Tricks]

$1:

New Playboy chief executive Scott Flanders

$1:

Scott Flanders

$1:

Flanders

[Thanos]

This news could be about the horniest that Playboy's ever made me in my whole wasted life.

[BionicBunny]

It's going to be the best bathroom read material by a geek since the 2008 Sears Christmas catalog. I think rednecks may stay with Guns & Ammo and old copies of Car-Toons though.

[wildrosegirl]

$1:

New Playboy chief executive Scott Flanders said the idea is to attract readers in their 20s to a magazine where the average reader's age is 35.

Rrrrrrrreally...

[Yogi]

As soon as I read the headline, the first thought I had was " Playboy is hurtin and they are really reaching. Anything to boost sales"! These are the current sales stats- as of last month compared to one year ago. Judge for yourself.

Here are the top newsstand sellers for the first half of 2009, based on average single-copy circulation:

1. AARP the Magazine — 24,554,819 (up 2.77 percent)

2. AARP Bulletin — 24,305,715 (up 0.24 percent)

3. Reader’s Digest — 8,158,652 (down 3.4 percent)

4. Better Homes and Gardens — 7,634,197 (down 0.22 percent)

5. National Geographic — 4,708,307 (down 6.97 percent)

6. Good Housekeeping — 4,630,397 (down 0.82 percent)

7. Woman’s Day — 3,933,990 (up 1.48 percent)

8. Family Circle — 3,932,510 (up 0.93 percent)

9. Ladies’ Home Journal — 3,842,791 (down 0.04 percent)

10. AAA Westways — 3,831,215 (up 0.28 percent)



11. People — 3,615,858 (down 4.93 percent)

12. Game Informer — 3,601,201 (up 2.92 percent)

13. Time — 3,372,240 (down 0.5 percent)

14. Prevention — 3,312,624 (down 0.55 percent)

15. Taste of Home — 3,302,601 (up 3.27 percent)

16. Sports Illustrated — 3,252,298 (down 0.27 percent)

17. TV Guide — 2,934,969 (down 10.36 percent)

18. Cosmopolitan — 2,907,436 (down 1.04 percent)

19. Southern Living — 2,840,241 (up 1.35 percent)

20. AAA VIA — 2,783,833 (down 1.44 percent)

21. Newsweek — 2,646,613 (down 3.32 percent)

22. Maxim — 2,537,130 (up 0.05 percent)

23. AAA Going Places — 2,521,974 (down 0.99 percent)

24. AAA Living — 2,458,902 (up 0.56 percent)

25. Playboy - 2,453,266. (down 9.16 percent)

[TattoodGirl]

Regina Regina:

I heard she was drawn to it.

**Hmmmm.....A know of a Tulip pic that is floating around...wonder if I could retire

[Regina]

Lemmy Lemmy:

Regina Regina:

I heard she was drawn to it.

[martin14]

some days, Lemmy has absolutely no sense of humor at all.

I'll buy it when Lois Griffin poses .. full

[Regina]

[Public_Domain]

[xerxes]

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

Look waht the internet has done to people!

Soon they'll be showing children with tentacles, *shakes head*

In that case, never Japanes Anime porn.