[QBC]

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

[QBC]

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

[QBC]

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

[QBC]

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

[QBC]

Q: Why is Michael Jackson's album new entitled "Bad"?
A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".

[QBC]

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

[Brenda]

I think it is time to lock this topic...

[QBC]

Not yet....

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

[ASLplease]

one thing for sure...it was a serious lack of judgement on the parents part to allow their kids to have sleep overs with an adult.

[Thanos]

All I know is that the updated "Thriller" video is gonna be awesome.

[Lemmy]

"Ashes and Diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal -- in the end" - Roger Waters, Two Suns in the Sunset

[Thanos]

It goes w/o saying Michael Jackson's London dates have been cancelled. For the record, they were James (age 9) & Thomas (age 11)

[Lemmy]

So, now they'll bury the dirty buggarer at his paedophile ranch and it'll be like Graceland meets Wonderland meets Catholicism meets La Cage aux Folles. His dirty parents will get special-rich off the latest exhibit at Neverland. Maybe they could integrate with the Thai child-sex industry and go global; make it a Mecca.

[kenmore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU

good point here.. mature content warning