[raydan]

I don't see the creepiness either, but I'd still buy my own instead of going to a sex-toy brothel.

[raydan]

"Picks up my Fleshlight"... do you want to go out for dinner tonight babe?

[peck420]

raydan raydan:

"Picks up my Fleshlight"... do you want to go out for dinner tonight babe?

You make sure that bad boy pays for dinner, or you don't give it up!

[DrCaleb]

It's my soap, it's my dick, I'll wash it as fast as I please.

[llama66]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

peck420 peck420:

I still don't understand why it is creepy.

Neither do I. I mean in light of the fact that I'm supposed to be tolerant and accepting of people who engage in abhorrent, alarming, repulsive, and deviant sexual practices that decorum prohibits me from describing on even this R-rated forum then this is by comparison perhaps even tame.

The things I've seen would drive a lesser man to madness.

I'd totally get a robo-girlfriend. They don't nag, you don't (really, don't) have to introduce them to your parents, they're cool when you ignore them while you partake in that 23 hour marathon game of Destiny, they don't get jealous when you have a "boys night", they dont ask when were getting married, no chance of babies (and thus no child support), no Alimony when you "upgrade", I mean the positives go on.... They DO stare at you with those dead creepy eyes though.

[llama66]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

It's my soap, it's my dick, I'll wash it as fast as I please.

Or as slowly as I please. (Or at a medium pace)

[DrCaleb]

llama66 llama66:

I'd totally get a robo-girlfriend. They don't nag, you don't (really, don't) have to introduce them to your parents, they're cool when you ignore them while you partake in that 23 hour marathon game of Destiny, they don't get jealous when you have a "boys night", they dont ask when were getting married, no chance of babies (and thus no child support), no Alimony when you "upgrade", I mean the positives go on.... They DO stare at you with those dead creepy eyes though.

I totally agree.

And if you get bored of them, software update!

[llama66]

I think I'm going to get a sex-robot "girlfriend".

[DrCaleb]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

It's my soap, it's my dick, I'll wash it as fast as I please.

Or as slowly as I please. (Or at a medium pace)

Whatever floats your boat. We won't judge.

[DrCaleb]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

llama66 llama66:

I'd totally get a robo-girlfriend. They don't nag, you don't (really, don't) have to introduce them to your parents, they're cool when you ignore them while you partake in that 23 hour marathon game of Destiny, they don't get jealous when you have a "boys night", they dont ask when were getting married, no chance of babies (and thus no child support), no Alimony when you "upgrade", I mean the positives go on.... They DO stare at you with those dead creepy eyes though.

I totally agree.

And if you get bored of them, software update!

#dnf remove girfriend.x86_x64
#dnf install skank.x86_64

[llama66]

I prefer "nasty_girl.exe" . German scheiße leibe here I come!

[DrCaleb]

Ich würde das treffen. (?)

[llama66]

Recht? Was ist ein kleiner heißer Karl zwischen Freunden?

Ich würde das "d" verdorben machen!

[Strutz]

[DrCaleb]

(Quiet! There is a Moderator watching!)