Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
FOG`s going to deliver you the bosun`s special, the winner of pig of the port and a jug of varsol
Sounds like Portland during the Rose Festival.

The adage of, `if you can`t get laid in Portland` seemed to hold true....if you wanted a case of chlamydia to go along with it. I was always disgusted at how easily the married guys cheated on their wives after only a few days away
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Sorry, Pig of the Port tended to be the purview of the stoker's mess.
Funny that. I remember a PO Clarke, an artificer, hiding in our mess(10 I believe). »He was being pursued by one of the entrants in the contest. He secured the hatch behind him, and wouldn`t let us leave until he was sure she was gone. I being the youngest and most junior OS had to verify the `lady` had in fact left and wasn`t waiting to pounce.