[Newsbot]

Title: Woods' ex-wife �went through hell'
Category: Sports
Posted By: Regina
Date: 2010-08-25 06:26:17

[GreenTiger]

Good for her he is a first class jerk.

[Choban]

Boo Hoo, enjoy 1/2 of all Tiger's $$$

[Nuggie77]

The poor girl, how will she ever survive with all that money???

[Brenda]

Nuggie77 Nuggie77:

The poor girl, how will she ever survive with all that money???

Yeah, money really buys you trust and happiness.

[Wullu]

There is a bank full of money on the other side of hell?

Damn, that's almost enough to make an atheist convert!

[Choban]

Brenda Brenda:

Nuggie77 Nuggie77:

The poor girl, how will she ever survive with all that money???

Yeah, money really buys you trust and happiness.

No but look at it this way, how many non celebrity divorcees are out there struggeling to make ends meet and chasing deadbeats around for alimony or child support, so her name was in the news, she should have thought of that before hooking up wth a high profile person, basically no sympathy here, move along.

[RUEZ]

Regular people go through this every day. Why should we care about her?

[raydan]

RUEZ RUEZ:

Regular people go through this every day. Why should we care about her?

What he said...

[Lemmy]

She had to have known, going into it, that she was a trophy wife, there to kick out a couple of kids and get a big payday. Like she would have ever been with him if not for his money. There's a name for that: gold digger

[RUEZ]

Lemmy Lemmy:

There's a name for that: gold digger

That's pretty harsh considering you know nothing about her.

[Lemmy]

RUEZ RUEZ:

Lemmy Lemmy:

There's a name for that: gold digger

That's pretty harsh considering you know nothing about her.

I wasn't meaning to be harsh, just calling it as I see it. And I know lots about her. I know she's super-model good-looking and would never go for a guy that looks like Tiger if not for the money. I know she was married to Tiger for 6 years and is walking away with between $100M and $500M. That's right, 6 years, half a billion.

[RUEZ]

Lemmy Lemmy:

RUEZ RUEZ:

Lemmy Lemmy:

There's a name for that: gold digger

That's pretty harsh considering you know nothing about her.

I know lots about her. I know she's super-model good-looking and would never go for a guy that looks like Tiger if not for the money. I know she was married to Tiger for 6 years and is walking away with between $100M and $500M. That's right, 6 years, half a billion.

As I said, you know nothing about her.

[Thanos]

She deserves every penny she gets for being humiliated worldwide by that SOB. The guy is a total pig, repulsive even by the incredibly low standards of other eternally horny hetero males. If he didn't want to quit partying with the bottom-feeding skanks he's clearly addicted to then he never should have gotten married in the first place.

****WARNING! THERE ARE DANGEROUS AND EXTREMELY NAUGHTY WORDS BEYOND THIS POINT!!! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!****

A dude I know from another forum cleverly arranged the text messages Woods was sending to one of his whores into a lyrical, nay, almost poetic style. Run these through Google Translate or Babblefish from English to German and you've got yourself the lyrics to the a new Rammstein song!

"Bitten"

I want to treat you rough.
Throw you around,
spank and slap you.

Slap your face.

Treat you like a dirty little whore.
Put my cock in your ass
and then shove it down your throat.

You are my fucking whore.

Hold you down while i choke you
and Fuck that ass that i own.
Then im going to tell you
to shut the Fuck up
while i slap your face
and pull your hair
for making noise.

Where do you want to be bitten?

- Tiger Woods w/ Till Lindemann & Madonna


Yup, I really feel bad for Tiger about how badly he's been treated lately.

[Lemmy]

I certainly don't feel bad for Tiger. But I don't feel bad for the bimbo either.