Introducing the Liberal Party Blog-o-matic
Angry in T.O. at 03:23 PM
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Are you a high ranking member of the Liberal Party of Canada? Are you bursting with racist and homophobic slurs to level at the enemies of Canada, that is, anyone who isn't voting for you?
But you're not sure how to express yourself. You could blog it, but will you be promoted or will you be fired? Who can tell? There's no way to tell, is there?
Because, let's be honest, you have no idea if you'll pull a Reid and have our fickle and unpredictable leader, Paul Martin, go to the mat for you, or if you'll get Klandered.
Well, now you can blog to your heart's content, and not worry about entering yourself into the praise-me-fire-me lottery run by Paul Martin.
How? But using the new Liberal Party Blog-o-matic!
Now you can blog and share with your Liberal friends. See a nosy reporter or Blogging Tory getting close? Or Paul Martin? Erase your brilliant, but dangerous, biting political analysis with a single sweep of the delete button, without fear of Google caching your page. Slack- jawed yokels (i.e., voters) won't appreciate your bursts of genius -- best that they not get all hot and bothered with reading and whatnot. Belinda Stronach swears by the Blog-o-matic, using it to help craft her speeches:
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Are you on your way between Liberal strategy meetings? Need to capture some thoughts? The Liberal Blog-o-matic comes in a travel size as well!
Scott Reid is never far from his on the Liberal campaign bus:
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The Liberal Blog-o-matic! Your best insurance against having your political future decided by Paul Martin, short of joining the Conservative Party, of course.