[Tman1]

And eating cockroaches gives me super human strength.

[RoyalHighlander]

The Hoser The Hoser:

Don't touch the cats, Jaime!

[ShepherdsDog]

I miss Gordon

[ridenrain]

..and this very sunrise, by consuming the blood of the orange, I have gained it's cunning and strength. Now, the boiled juice of the turkish bean will sustain me in my all day battle with my foes...

[The Hoser]

RoyalHighlander RoyalHighlander:

The Hoser The Hoser:

Don't touch the cats, Jaime!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jaime_Souviens]

Alexander the Great Alexander the Great:

Jaime, is this your girlfriend?

Mine doesn't do porn webshots.

[Jaime_Souviens]

I'm beginning to think that eating ferrets is not such a good idea...


[marq=left]they're too sour.[/marq]

[Lord-Beaverbrook]

1 ferret
salt


Put the ferret in a pressure cooker to boil off the hair while you pre-heat your oven to 450F. Place ferret in oven. Put salt on ferret. Repeat. Most effective if done daily.

[I_LOVE_FERRETS]

How can you eat ferrets? Horrible people !
It's like eating a dog or a cat , you don't do that -_-
SCREW YOU !

[BartSimpson]

I_LOVE_FERRETS I_LOVE_FERRETS:

How can you eat ferrets? Horrible people !
It's like eating a dog or a cat , you don't do that -_-
SCREW YOU !

Welcome back, Derby!

[raydan]

[Gunnair]

[PublicAnimalNo9]

I_LOVE_FERRETS I_LOVE_FERRETS:

How can you eat ferrets? Horrible people !
It's like eating a dog or a cat , you don't do that -_-
SCREW YOU !

A salesman was on a farm talking to the farmer when he noticed a pig with only 3 legs walking around. He asked the farmer why the pig only had 3 legs. The farmer says, "Well, one day when the barn caught on fire I was trapped inside. That pig came into the buring barn and led me out to safety. The salesman says, "Yeah but why does he only have 3 legs?"
"Well", says the farmer. "One day I was fishing in the lake over yonder when my boat capsized. I was in trouble because I couldn't swim and don't you know, that pig swam out to me and dragged me back to shore."
The salesman replied, "That's some pig you have but why does he only have 3 legs?"
The farmer said, "Well, one night a burgler broke into my house. That pig came in and knocked the burgler down just as he was about to shoot me. That pig saved my life."
The salesman, getting a little exasperated raises his voice and asks once more why that pig only had 3 legs.
"Well", the farmer replied. "A pig that special you don't eat all at once."