I heard from reliable sources that MAGA Americans want the inch renamed as the "toadstool" in honour of Trump. It was recently used that way in a civil trial deposition of Stormy Daniels....
Q: "How much was the former POSPOTUS packing, Ms. Daniels?"
A: "It was three toadstools long at most. And it smelled like bathroom mildew as well".
Q: "wOOt?"
