llama66 llama66:
Free food brings some of the worst out, and the mall he was flipping pancakes at is already pretty sketchy. The same-day that was going on I was at another mall and one of my guards was assaulted by a drunk guy who was naked from the waist down. We had to put him down and get him in cuffs without causing a scene. We somehow managed to do it.
When I come in the morning, the Sheriff's are just heading past me to their posts at the entrances. Every once in a while, I pass some drunk guy in the main fountain of the Leg singing, or getting naked or something. When I pass the Sheriff, instead of saying "morning" as usual, I wink and say 'your day looks like fun so far!'.
