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[Lemmy]

I keep a Fox-40 by the phone. Any telemarketer/phone scammer/spammer that rings my line gets a referee's whistle-blast in the ear. Right in the fucking ear!

[Freakinoldguy]

Last time one of the genius' called I asked her to wait a second while I got my pants off. Then I started to ask her what she was wearing, what colour her hair was and could she talk a little huskier all the while making moaning sounds.

I don't know why but, she got really pissed although, amazingly not pissed enough to hang the fuck up. She actually told me to wait while she got her supervisor.

Well this other clod comes on the phone and I did the same thing with him. I guess he didn't like being asked what underwear he was wearing and if he could name all the Village People while some pervert played with himself on the other end of the line.

Long story short. He told me he was going to have me arrested. Well, when I finished laughing I asked him how he intended to do that? No answer. I then informed him that I had alot more money than he did and could afford to fly to India where, I would seek him out, unscrew his head and crap down the cavity.

I guess I must have got my displeasure at them calling me because I haven't had a call in months.

[xerxes]

It's kind of ironic. I was reading this story and then over my home phone, I get the BS call from"Microsoft". The old ones are still kicking too.

And I told them what I've always told them. To go to hell and die.

[Thanos]

Knock on wood but this has come to an end for me since I had to give up my landline. So far the cell has been pretty damn quiet for these kinds of annoyances.