OPP OPP:
Are you a christian?
I am. But I've also never professed to be
good at it.
Were I to meet you in person and were you to slap me on the cheek I would only turn not to present my other cheek but to present my boot heel to your larynx.
And, in your case, I would definitely feel something and that something would predictably resemble
satisfaction.
So, like I said, I'm not good at it and I am the first to admit it.