[LittleBastard]

While I was growing up I had three cats... but only ever had one at a time. There was.... Bojo, Bogie, and Nicki

They all lived long happy lives and died of natural causes... well except Bojo... he kind of got squished at 55 mph!!!???

I couldn't stand to have another cat now that I'm an adult. I have a LARGE dog now... Golden Retriever to be exact... they're the BEST!!!

Anyway this whole thing to this is because of something a found on the web... someone that just couldn't part with Tinkebell... and maybe someone else out there will want to give it a try???????

I think it's pretty neat, nasty and just plain f*cked up all at the same time.... what do you think!!!???

Below is just a small sample of what I'm talking about... go have a look for yourself..... http://www.tinkebell.com/manual

[LittleBastard]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA... that's a good one too!

[Blue_Nose]

I've always said cats are rats traps and speed bumps...

[BartSimpson]

Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:

I've always said cats are rats traps and speed bumps...

Amen.

[figfarmer]

Now they'll have no wastage down at the c(at)hicken ball plant.

[CrazyCanuck007]

i always thought a cat was just dog food waiting to be eaten...

[Blue_Nose]

We'd have about a dozen cats a year dropped off on our property by people who assumed we had some use for them... most of them were caught and taken to my neighbours farm (who had a high turnover rate due to coyotes), but I had never had a cat before, so I convinced my folks to let me keep one.... called him "Switch" because he flicked his tail right before attacking me... It'll be my last.

I was, in fact allergic to cats as a kid, and of course it decided to sleep on my bed every night... very large cat - not much room by the time I went to bed. Forget about kicking him off, if I wanted to keep my feet intact.

It was constantly catching squirrels, mice, birds, and the occasional rabbit and leaving parts on the doorstep, or around the yard.

It's other passtime was running away for a day or two and coming back sliced to ribbons.... it must have gotten in scraps with raccoons or something big, because it was in pretty bad shape.

Anyway, by the time we had him for eight years or so (don't know how old he was when he showed up) he started getting senile. He decided to try urinating in my closet one day for a change of scenery, and found himself very quickly at the vet clinic... it wasn't a vaccination shot, either.

[HockeyBabe]

your poor kitty blue nose... What a rough life he had..

[ridenrain]

Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.

Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.

They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.

He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.

Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

link

.. seriously.. I like cats too.

[Blue_Nose]

catalytic converter

[Robair]

If you've got mice, the common house cat is the only way to go. All but the most useless one is a killing machine.

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Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

Uh.. something must have gotten lost in the translation there, that would be physically impossible seing as how 2.5 litres of diesel wieghs more than most grown cats...

I've never seen a cat skinned before, that's original as far as I know. I've skinned cyotes, fox, rabbit, deer and elk.... but never a house cat.

Most 'fashion' has never made any sense to me anyway. *Shrug.*

The car commercial is kinda sick. A cat head in your car, yeeeeaaa, that'll make me want to buy one.

I used to hate the sound of cats getting caught in the fan belt in winter. Then they're still alive and mangled on the ground when you back up and you have to 'stomp' them... I don't miss that.

[LittleBastard]

Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:

catalytic converter

[LittleBastard]

Robair Robair:

I used to hate the sound of cats getting caught in the fan belt in winter. Then they're still alive and mangled on the ground when you back up and you have to 'stomp' them... I don't miss that.

Now THAT is freaking nasty!!!

[Robair]

porscheboxster2001 porscheboxster2001:

Robair Robair:

I used to hate the sound of cats getting caught in the fan belt in winter. Then they're still alive and mangled on the ground when you back up and you have to 'stomp' them... I don't miss that.

Now THAT is freaking nasty!!!

What, nobody else has ever had this happen? Its Jan. and some cat (domesticated or not) crawls up under the hood for the warmth from the block heater. Then you jump in your car/truck first thing in the morning, turn the key, and there's a bunch of thumping when the engine starts.

Happened back on the farm all the time. Then you get in the habbit of hitting the horn before you turn the key. But that only works MOST of the time. I've hit the horn before and still wound up with guts and cat poo all over my engine.