[N Say]

[QUOTE BY= Dr Caleb] You slay me. We're going to have to go drinking together sometime, preferabally in a city no one wants anymore. <p> <br />I managed to get kicked out of 11 bars in 2 provinces in 1 night once . . . <p> <br />[/QUOTE] <br /> <br />let me guess... was that in Ottawa/Hull? <br /><P> <br />on with the poor taste humor! <br /><P> <br />Standard English<BR> <br /><U>The Lord's Prayer</U><BR> <br />Our Father, who art in heaven,<BR> <br />Hallowed be Thy name.<BR> <br />Thy Kingdom come,<BR> <br />Thy will be done<BR> <br />On earth as it is in heaven.<BR> <br />Give us this day our daily bread,<BR> <br />And forgive us our trespasses<BR> <br />As we forgive those who trespass against us.<BR> <br />And lead us not into temptation,<BR> <br />But deliver us from evil.<BR> <br />For Thine is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.<BR> <br />-- Amen<BR> <br /><P> <br />Ebonics<BR> <br /><U>Big Daddy's Rap</U> <br />Yo, Big Daddy upstairs,<BR> <br />You be chillin,<BR> <br />So be yo hood.<BR> <br />You be sayin it, I be doin it<BR> <br />In this here hood and yo's.<BR> <br />Gimme some eats,<BR> <br />And cut me some slack,<BR> <br />Sos I be doin it to dem dat diss me.<BR> <br />Don't be pushing me into no jive,<BR> <br />And keep dem Crips away.<BR> <br />'Cause you always be da Man.<BR> <br />-- Aaa-mén<BR>

[whelan costen]

NSAY, you definitely take the cake!!!!! Who knew??? <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/lol.gif' alt='Laughing Out Loud'>

[Dr Caleb]

[QUOTE BY= whelan costen] ok you too are having way too much fun, for such a serious couple of soveriegntists! (is that a word?) not sure but it's bigger than yo or ho... <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/wink.gif' alt='Wink'> [/QUOTE] <br /> <br />But that's one of the things that unites us! Canadians can relate to each other through humour!<p> <br /> <br />Example:<br> <br />Yesterday, I'm driving home from work. Somewhere near the highway, a farmer is fertilizing his field with liquid pig manure. Now, for those that don't know, it has a very pungent and distinctive odour.<p> <br />So I'm slowly passing a guy on the highway when I smell this. I look over to him (a complete stranger, car had Saskatchewan plates) and asked him through body gestures if that smell had some from him. He thought of the smell and the absurdity that I could smell it at 100km/h, giggled and shook his head 'no', paused a couple seconds and pointed at his wife. And we both laughed!<p> <br />Calumny and I can relate to each other because we share the same sense of humour (I need to use it this afternoon by the way, so I'll need it back). It trancends the East/West North/South Loyalist/Seperatist/Soveriegntist barriers!<p>

[Dr Caleb]

[QUOTE BY= N Say] <br />let me guess... was that in Ottawa/Hull? <br /><P> <br />[/quote] <br /> <br />Nope. Toronto/Montreal. Apparently the bar we were in Friday early afternoon was not a Karoke bar, so we caught a cab to the airport, called my cousin and an old buddy in Montreal and spent Friday night on St. Catherines street getting kicked out of bars. It's real easy to get kicked out of Bars there.<p> <br />

[N Say]

[QUOTE BY= whelan costen] NSAY, you definitely take the cake!!!!! Who knew??? <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/lol.gif' alt='Laughing Out Loud'> [/QUOTE] <br /> <br />& that doesn't even scratch the surface. I've definitely got a 'dark side'. <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/twisted.gif' alt='Twisted Evil'>

[Calumny]

Interesting Ralphie K. article. <br /> <br /><a href="http://">www.thehammer.ca/content/view.php?news=2004-09-21-klein-pickle</a>

[Calumny]

OK, despite my fulminations re: too much U.S. oriented stuff on the site, I can't resist (I blame NWO mind control...must replace my aluminum foil protective pyramid helmet, shouldn't have bought the 'no name' stuff): <br /> <br /><a href="http://brainsnap.com/node/95?">Ten reasons that prove Bush is a great president</a> <br /> <br />Call me a hypocrite if you like (just do it politely.). <br /> <br /> <img align=absmiddle src='images/smilies/biggrin.gif' alt='Big Grin'>