[Ripcat]

CanadianHeat beats his meat,
In a effort to make a rhyme.
We'll give him a chance,
To pull up his pants,
And write a few lines that keep time.

[twister]

here's to the hole
that never heals
the more you rub it
the better it feels
and all the soap
this side of hell
won't wash away
that fishy smell

wine women song and vice
syphillis blueballs crabs and lice
We've had them all by Jesus christ

Gentlemen.. TO THE QUEEN

One I remember from military Rugby days: best not viewed by anyone.. other than military personel.. they have been cleared:



Are you in the Military?



Have you ever been in the Military?



Okay here goes are you ready?




No seriosly are you ready?




Here's to the woman I loved the best
A many of times I sucked her chest
She f**ked me standing I f**ked her lying
I even f**ked her while she was dying
But all dressed up and not forgotten
I'l dig up her bones and F**k her rotten...

[bossdog]

$1:

Here's to the woman I loved the best
A many of times I sucked her chest
She f**ked me standing I f**ked her lying
I even f**ked her while she was dying
But all dressed up and not forgotten
I'l dig up her bones and F**k her rotten...

HAHA! Love it!

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[CanadianHeat]

Ripcat Ripcat:

CanadianHeat beats his meat,
In a effort to make a rhyme.
We'll give him a chance,
To pull up his pants,
And write a few lines that keep time.

gee thanks ripcat. heh heh

You can't beat the CanadianHeat
and if you try to cheat, he will get out of his seat
rip out his meat and give ripcat a treat
maybe even knock out some of his teeth.

[Brunswicked]

You guys are just too funny. I 've never laughed so much in my life.

[Ripcat]

Lick her in the morning,
Lick her in the evening,
Lick her 'fore supper time,
Lick your little honey so she's coming all the time.

Suck it the morning,
Suck it in the evening,
Suck it 'fore supper time,
Suck your man's member so he's coming all the time.

Fuckin' in the morning,
Fuckin' in the evening,
Fuckin' 'fore supper time,
Always fuck your honey so they want you all the time!!!

[phiscott]

Jack 7 Jill went up the hill to get a pail of water,
Jack got high, pulled down his fly & now they have a daugther.

[JackJack]

I have a son AND a daughter!!??

[fatbasturd]

mary had a little lamb it's fleece as black as coal
every time it jumped a fence...you could see it's pink asshole

[jazzman]

You guys are something else man. After reading this, you just made my day.

[PluggyRug]

Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The mouse ran down,
It's ass was brown,
And so was the cuckoo's cock.

[bootlegga]

The one I remember from the Reserves (that we used on PT) goes something like this...

Up jumped a Ranger from the coconut grove,
He was a mean motherfucker you could tell by his clothes.
He wore a two button beany with a three button stitch,
He was a cock-sucking, motherfucking son-of-a-bitch!

He lined a hundred hookers up against a wall,
Made a two dollar bet he could fuck them all.
He fucked 98 until his balls turned blue,
He whacked off, jacked off, and then fucked the other two!

And when he died and went to hell,
He fucked the devil's daughter and his wife as well.
And on his tombstone it did read,
He lies the body of a fucking machine!

I found it odd that Canadian soldiers would sing about a Ranger, but it was funny nonetheless!

[phiscott]

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover,
the one I ran over with the mower.
His legs are missing and his tale is gone,
his guts are spread all over the lawn!

[fatbasturd]

little jack horner sat in the corner eating his christmas pie
he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum
and said FUCK I thought this was apple

[Kelsey Rader]

now listen here:

jack & jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly and said jill do you wanna?
jill said yes pulled up her dress and they they had a little fun.
but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.