I am teaching fire fighters in the USA and utilize various rants etc for a little humor during our courses. I am in need of the parody rant ( I am not Canadian). If you know where I can get a copy please let me know. Thanks
Gonzo
Active Member
Posts: 331
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:18 pm
There's an "I am a Quebecer" rant that can be downloaded.
An anti-I am Canadian rant? That's really easy to do. Just make every word negative, for example: I think the beaver is a proud and noble animal (Canadian). I don't think the beaver is a proud and noble animal (anti-canadian), I think the eagle is a proud and noble animal( if you want an american version.). Just a lame attempt at humour...
Gonzo
Active Member
Posts: 331
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:32 pm
And how do Canadians treat there national animal? We blow up there damns and skin them for there pelts. For a while our noble animal (rodent actually) was endangered.
Of all the cool animals in Canada to choose from, wolves, cougars, bears, we choose a rodent that cuts down trees and causes floods for our animal. Typical of Canada.
Zenfisher
Active Member
Posts: 356
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:19 pm
Ahh ...but the beaver is an animal that builds for its families safety. It works hard to provide for its own. I think that is a Canadian trait and very noble.
Coolie
Newbie
Posts: 10
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:14 am
Insert silly pic here.. (___________), but NOT the one you had before... (RH)
Scarecrow
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Posts: 370
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:52 pm
Coolie Coolie:
lbpia1 lbpia1:
Hi guys/gals,
I am teaching fire fighters in the USA and utilize various rants etc for a little humor during our courses. I am in need of the parody rant ( I am not Canadian). If you know where I can get a copy please let me know. Thanks
I... don't get it...
MissNomer
Junior Member
Posts: 41
Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:48 am
An I am not Canadian rant?
Why promote the tensions that exist across our borders? I am sure there are other ways of being humourous.
dgthe3
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Posts: 1746
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:57 pm
what, exactly, is wrong with the 'I Am Canadian Rant'? i like it
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