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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:32 am
Three adventurous young men set out for a trip to South America when suddenly their plane encountered troubles and they were forced to crash land in a remote area of the rain forest.
As they struggled to get out of the wreckage, a mysterious native tribe came out of the woods, surrounded them and forced them back to their village.
They were brought to the centre of the village and tied up while many tribesmen chanted around them and waved their spears and other weapons at them.
Suddenly the commotion went silent and the tribe’s elder walked up to them.
He looked at each of them and then spoke aloud,
“You three have trespassed into our lands and for this you have two choices. Death…… or Bunga.”
The elder turns to the first man and says, “What do you choose? Death… or Bunga?”
The first man thought about it quickly and said, “Well Bunga sounds a lot better then death, so I’ll choose Bunga.”
The Elder turns to the rest of the village and yells “BUNGA!!!!”
Then every male in the tribe starts chanting “Bunga, Bunga, Bunga…” And all line up and take turns getting the man up the butt.
Afterwards the man collapses and lies on the ground crying in pain.
While the other two men were still in shock, the Elder turns to the second man and asks him, “What say you? Death…… or Bunga?”
The second man thought a little longer about it then the first and eventually says, “Well, I guess that’s still better then Death, so I…… I’ll choose Bunga.”
The Elder turns to the rest of the village and yells “BUNGA!!!!”
Then every male in the tribe starts chanting “Bunga, Bunga, Bunga…” And all line up and take turns getting the man up the butt.
After it was all said and done, the Elder turns to the third man and asks, “What have you decided? Death…… or Bunga?”
The man looks at the Elder straight in the eyes and says, “To hell with that, I ain’t getting that done to me, I’d rather death!”
The Elder looks at him for a second and then says, “Oh… you want death do you?”
The Elder then turns to the Tribe and yells, “DEATH BY BUNGA!!!!”
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