[Chopper]

1. Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are light green and loam.

2. You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed in a tactical chow line at five meter intervals.

3. Before you hit the road on vacation you conduct rehearsals, backbriefs, PCI, and cover your convoy checklist.

4. Your children clear their PLCC card before they go to college.

5. Your wife has more jumps than most LTs in the company.

6. Your kids call the yard their AOR.

7. Your kids call their mother "9er Domestic."

8. Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password.

9. You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner.

10. Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on separate rations.

11. You make your daughter sign out on pass on Prom Night.

12. You do your "back to school" shopping at the Army Surplus.

13. Your kids call the tooth fairy "Slicky Boy."

14. Your son fails the third grade but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle."

15. Your wife's "high-n-tight" is more squared away than your commander's.

[CanadianLynx]

Mom will make things better

[Tman1]

Your mom wears army boots. That would be a good indication.

[SprCForr]

Your kids walk to school using field formations.

Your kids understand, and use, tactical handsignals in public.

Your family drives a POMV.

You don't have a wife and kids. They are all dependants.

Kit inspections before deploying to the unit battle position for the conduct defensive ops (camping).

Your kids jack up the troops for not executing a proper salute with a good cut.

Your kids know the time. 1 - 1 - 2!

This could go on!

[Chopper]

SprCForr SprCForr:

Your kids know the time. 1 - 1 - 2

And the older kids give their siblings shit for rushing the time

MOVE ON THE ONES AND PAUSE ON THE GODDAMN TWO THREES YOU DISPARAGING LITTLE PILES OF CHIHUAHUA SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot to add: The above mentioned quote should be credited to a Master Bombadier Ernie Shelley circa 1987. And if you were wondering, I was one of those little piles

[SprCForr]

Your kids feel for the collar with the back of their neck, because you've already picked up all the dimes.


Who's next?

Chopper: Check the pic. I'm trying to get the guy to take a better one.

http://www.canadaka.net/modules.php?nam ... 138#205138

Cheers.

[Chopper]

I saw that pic earlier this year. That is some funny shit. My 4 year old and I were halfway through re-creating it in my front yard when my 9er Domestic came home and shut us down

[BartSimpson]

Your kids (even the five year old) can break down and clean a .45 blindfolded.

And it was your wife who taught them how to do it.

Your kids don't cut school, they go on SERE exercises.

When your kids got together to beat the hell out of the school bully it wasn't a conspiracy, it was a problem.

Your kids know that their school is 1,723 metres from your front door and they know how many clicks they'll need on a 120mm mortar to drop a round on the principals car, but your eight year old daughter thinks the 81mm mortar is 'prettier' and makes a stink about it.

Your kids always check their six.

[Chopper]

Your wife takes a knee and lights up while in line at the Walmart.

[BartSimpson]

Chopper Chopper:

Your wife takes a knee and lights up while in line at the Walmart.

With a regulation lighter.