A banker's son goes off to college while the banker's daughter wastes her life at home watching TV and hanging out with her friends.
The son comes home from college and announces he's now a fervent socialist. He also asks his father for $1000 for upcoming school expenses.
The father tells the son to earn the money cleaning up the yard.
When the son is done he goes to the father to ask for the money.
The father counts out $1000 and hands the son $300.
Then he gives the layabout daughter $700.
The son says to his father, "Why the hell did you do that? She didn't do anything to earn that money, I did!"
The father replies, "Because that's socialism!"
