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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 1:22 pm
 


DrCaleb wrote:
A rabbit, a Priest and an Imam walk into a bar.

The rabbit says "That might be a typo".

:lol: or auto-correct.


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:lol: I at least get it Raydan. :lol:


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3.14% of sailors are pirates.


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I once dated a twin and people would always ask me how I could tell them apart.



It was easy... Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.


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I have a 90 year old neighbour who has Alzheimer.

Every morning at 9 he knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife...

...and every single morning I have to explain to him that his wife died many years ago.

Now, I could move, I could just not answer my door... but I actually love seeing that big smile spread across his face.


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Went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

Seems it was bread in captivity.


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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2020 12:42 pm
 


When you're over Seventy


I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches . . . but when you’re seventy -- who cares?
**********

I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
I said "Nah -- She's pretty good lookin' . . . . . . "
When you’re seventy -- who cares?
***********

I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
Cost me a fat lip, but when you’re seventy -- who cares?
**********
I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then . . . try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but when you’re seventy -- who cares?
*********
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you’re seventy -- who cares?
**********
I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me 6 more stitches, but when you’re seventy -- who cares?


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